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Mister Happy 5.5 Inch Dildo - Black BULK
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Say hello to our midnight-colored Mister Happy dildo, your go-to for a realistic and satisfying experience. Its well-defined head, thick shaft, and distinct veins mimic the real thing, enhancing every moment you spend with it. Engineered for longevity, this dildo's firm yet flexible core promises to hold up under the most intense sessions. Safety is paramount, which is why it's made from latex-free, phthalate-free, body-safe rubber. The robust su
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Key Features: Realistic Feel: Enjoy the defined head, girthy shaft, and pronounced veins that give you a realistic feel as you ride this dong! Sturdy and Firm: The firm yet pliable core makes this a sturdy dong that will last long and handle rough riding. Body-Safe: Made from latex-free, phthalate-free, body-safe rubber. Suction Cup: Ride hands-free with this strong, suction-cup base. Say hello to our midnight-colored Mister Happy dildo, your go-to for a realistic and satisfying experience. Its well-defined head, thick shaft, and distinct veins mimic the real thing, enhancing every moment you spend with it. Engineered for longevity, this dildo's firm yet flexible core promises to hold up under the most intense sessions. Safety is paramount, which is why it's made from latex-free, phthalate-free, body-safe rubber. The robust suction-cup base lets you explore hands-free adventures, elevating your play to new heights. Spread the lube over the shaft until it's slick and slippery. Play with it, let it massage your entry, and then slip it inside. As it penetrates you, you let out a gasp of pleasure and feel the stretch. It fills you up and you work to get it deeper and deeper. Once you've taken it all in, you place the base on a flat surface, go hands-free, and ride it until you're satisfied! Measurements: Overall: 7.75 inches long X 1.625 inches diameter, Insertable: 5.5 inches Materials: Rubber Color: Black Note: Use only with water-based or silicone-based lubricants for best results. Avoid petroleum products.
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- Brand
- Mister
- Category
- Dildos & Harnesses
- Manufacturer
- Curve Toys
- UPC
- 848518060013
- Color
- Black
- Packaging
- Vacuum Sealed
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